From my bench to yours
Official merch sold right here, plus the tools and consumables I actually burn through in the shop. Every purchase keeps the sawdust flying.
Shirts and prints, sold direct. Printed on demand and shipped to your door.
The joke never gets old. Neither does the lumber.
No returns, no refunds, no regrets.
It has character. You would not understand.
Because "expensive hobby" would not fit on a shirt.
It is not rust. It is vintage.
Safety is more of a suggestion.
I see treasure. You see a tetanus shot.
Flat pack furniture, full pack attitude.
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The glues, finishes, tape, and consumables I buy over and over, so you know they work.
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